Whenever a neighborhood seems like a good place to live, it quickly becomes inundated with mustaches, small-batch pickle distilleries, and skinny jeans that have holes in them... on purpose. But there is a land that is still virtually untouched from this seemingly inescapable plague, and that is Queens, land of opportunity and pants that fit correctly (generally).
Keep your secret in the public eye with this minimalist (and super comfortable) unisex t-shirt that sends a message to those who take too many pictures of their food, Queens is off limits!
Places to wear this shirt include; The L Train, any place that sells "artisanal" anything, lower Manhattan, and bars that sell drinks with more than 6 ingredients.
We print on Bella + Canvas Tri-Blend shirts that are so soft you will swear a Koala is hugging you at all hours of the day. Why do we love these shirts so much? Well in addition to their Koalaocity they are also made in America. USA! USA!
They are a blend of 50% Polyester, 25% Ring-Spun Cotton and 25% Rayon. They fit big so order one size smaller if you want a more intimate relationship with your Koala.